What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

Me : I don't drink

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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Me : No

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

How can you maintain self-control?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

He : I'm 24.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : Sure.

What is a partner in crime?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Tea ?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

Me : Thank you.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why is our generation so unhappy?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?